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just bag it
-- Monday, June 06, 2005 --
The following conversation actually occurred. You can have it unfold in real time if you read it aloud.
KC: Hey dad, why do we have two types of trash bags?
Rex: Some are indoor and some are outdoor. There are small and white ones and big and black ones.
KC: [Awkward silence]
Rex: Just like people.
KC: [Horrified and stunned pause followed by awkward silence]
Yes. My dad really does go by the name "Rex." He is not a dinosaur or a dog. If one were to throw him a Frisbee, he would make no attempt to catch it with his mouth. I've tried. Nothing. Not even when I throw it at his face.
Coming back from school has had its pluses and minuses. Hearing my dear old pa make a penis joke probably falls under the negative.
> KC 1:19 AM [111803706066502449]
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