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whenever you need me i'll be there
-- Monday, May 24, 2004 --

Normally I would respond to a fellow netslacker's message by obnoxiously adding a side note within the text of their preexisting post. Today I felt my obnoxiousness overflowing and decided my mean-spirited answer deserved a post of its own.

Abby - I would love to pretend I cared where you went to college, but alas, that would be dishonest and I feel our friendship is built on trust. If I were to break that trust, the foundation of our amicable relationship would crumble like something that crumbles really fast.

So please, fall backwards into the the trust circle and then onto the ground because no one is going to catch you (OUCH! That was harsh! What did she do to deserve that one? Um, I'll wait for her to do something mean to me and then I will claim I went back in time to seek revenge for it prior to the event actually happening. There, how's that sound? Confusing? Who am I addressing in these parenthetical comments and why am I asking so many questions? The world may never know).

Wait wait. That was entirely too mean . . . and yet I'm too tired to care. I'll reflect back on this negatively in the morning, don't you worry.

In conclusion, Abby, I have five words of advice for you (possibly six depending on whether the last word is actually two): Trust me on the sunscreen.

You should probably go back down and read Abby's post now because if you don't, she will probably beat me with her hurty stick of pain and no one wants that. Especially Abby's neighbors who complain her torture techniques are much too loud.

> KC 1:49 AM [108537826641525611]
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