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popus maximus
-- Sunday, May 09, 2004 --

I am proud to report that yet another rabid netslackers groupie has petitioned to join our elite ranks. Yes, Izaak, too, has succumbed to blog envy. This means that all three of our regular readers want to join! First Izaak, Eric, and Ben. Then, the world.

I'm afraid, however, we must reject Izaak due to his failure to file forms in triplicate. Also, I suspect his motives. It seems he wasn't actually interested in contributing actual content to site (not that anyone else does). He only wanted a picture of the pope to appear next to his name. But there can be only one instrument of the divine voice, and as resident pope of netslackers, I retain the right to petition a hefty smiting from higher powers upon anyone attempting to usurp my position. Failing that, I will throw incense at them and, in their moment of blindness, chuck my ceremonial hat at their head.

Sorry, Izaak. Better luck next time.

> Abby 3:19 PM [108413038288606132]
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