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It's 8:30, and I've shot the fish
-- Friday, April 16, 2004 --
Ten points if you get a penny through Terry's nose.
The scene: Room 165
The characters: Abby Graber, Eric Glover, Christian Brown, Izaak Orlansky, our Fearless Leader, and The Lord, Our God, Easha Anand.
Abby: this graphic is ugly. it is like a big splotch of ugly in the middle of my page.
Easha: ooh, graphic, pretty
Eric: I radiate ambivalence
Abby: grrr
Izaak: hmmm. indecision.
Abby: grrr
Christian: yeah
Izaak: we'll make it smaller and call it fixed
Abby: observe as i disembowel you with a salad fork
Izaak: observe as i hold your page hostage forever.
Abby: touche.
Later
Abby: now only a fourth of my page is twelve shades of ugly. the rest of it has risen to merely bad.
Christian: yeah
Eric: I radiate ambivalence
Izaak: hmmm. indecision
Easha: well...
Abby: die, graphic, die!
Easha: well...
Abby: too late
Easha: ok
Izaak: ok
Christian: ok
Eric: what?
Abby: triumph.
If I were Superman, I wouldn't be here. Hold that thought.
> Abby 8:30 PM [108216258425229583]
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