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beluga beat down
-- Saturday, April 17, 2004 --
Abby too has found death by whale. It is a sad day.
Details are still in short supply, but from what I gather, it happened sometime after 10:30 and involved a large beluga, a stick of dynamite, and 7 tons of uncooked bacon. How this resulted in Abby's untimely death is anyone's guess at the moment. Police are calling it an act of terrorism and are currently interogating bacon farmers north of the border.
The questions are many, but one in particular sticks out: Why would Canada so viciously attack its neighbor unprovoked? Only Jesus knows for sure and he's been dead over 2000 years so he won't be much help in the case.
> KC 12:36 AM [108217657271123180]
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