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-- Sunday, February 29, 2004 --
My how time flies when you're deranged and can't sleep!
I realize my last update left you on quite a cliffhanger. This was unfair and wrong of me. I personally dislike it when my favorite television adventures are interrupted by the words "To be continued" or my local news affiliate breaking in to announce that a tornado is headed in our general direction as long as "our general direction" means "three states to our west." As you all know by now, I was without heat and quickly dying of hypothermia. I'm sure you're all excited to know how this riveting ordeal concluded, but first, I must bring you an
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And now the conclusion of the heater story: I didn't die of hypothermia and I now have warm air.
THE END.
Also, here is a picture of a hat that looks like a cow and a picture of a man who will never get a date even if he pays for one. I hope you like them.
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