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-- Tuesday, April 01, 2003 --

The Return of the Dead-i

I'm baaaaack....

Ok, so life's been busy, what with West Side Story (which rocks the world and it's socks, by the way), swim, homework, and getting thoroughly rained on at peace protests. But now, there is news so exciting, that it must be shared with the world.

I have high-speed internet access.

Whee!

Not only do I have high-speed internet access (which is a good thing, because previously my computer ran at approximately the speed of a slug on ritalin), but I also have windows xp, a dvd player and cd burner on my computer, and 3D Space Cadet Pinball! 3D SPACE CADET PINBALL! How the fuck did I ever live without it?

But wait, folks, there's more.

The computer package comes with a tv upgrade. Now, normally this would just mean all of our channels would get switched around and we'd get a spiffy new remote control. The upgrade also comes with 3 free months of like a bazillion hbo channels. Now, normally, this is more inconvinient then exciting. But the installation guy was a little rushed, and screwed up. So now we have a bazillion free channels of hbo, and FULL DIGITAL FUCKING CABLE for 3 months. This includes every channel ever invented and few that were hovering around in other dimensions. So now, I get to watch all of those movies that I couldn't before, and, of course, I also have access to the Arabic Art Channel. Just like every well-stocked home of the new millenium should.

So I broke in the new equipment by watching Max Keeble's Big Move commercial free. Man, is that some quality cinema, or what.

So, yeah, basically my life is complete. This totally makes up for the fact that we had diet pasta for dinner tonight (you wouldn't think it was possible. You would be wrong).

Oh yeah, come see West Side Story. This friday and saturday (april 4 and 5) at 7:30 in the auditorium. We sold out last weekend, so come early. Bring friends. Bring family. Bring your pet gerbil.

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