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-- Monday, April 28, 2003 --

In the previous update, Chris unveiled a riveting story of cunning and bravery in the face of the faults of mankind.

I was glued to my seat. It's a true page-turner . . . except without pages . . . or turning.

Chris, have your people call mine. Let's do lunch. I want the movie rights to this blockbuster in the making.

You want your name in neon letters? A star in Hollywood? I'll get you there, babe (yes, I just called you "babe." You can punch me later).

This is going to be the biggest hit in theaters next year. We'll spend a week, maybe two, whipping up a script. We could start by providing the "Grandma" character with a love interest and adding action sequences (I envision a shark or maybe a rabid monkey living in the trunk and attacking your brother). Then we can begin casting.

How about this? Keanu Reeves as the enigmatic father, Martin Lawrence as the grandma (he was terrific in Big Mama’s House), the Olsen twins as the Mulligan brothers (we’ll just slap mustaches on them or something), and Christopher Walken as the evil AAA mob boss.

I’ve got the papers ready. All I need is your signature and three million dollars to get started.

It’s history in the making I tell you!

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