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-- Thursday, March 06, 2003 --

Tom Ridge comes to school tomorrow. I checked in at the main office to see if we could report the news, but there's concern the school will be bombarded with outside anti-war protestors if the word is made too public. Secretary of Education Paige is also supposed to be there and there are rumors (albeit very much unsubstantiated) that Dick Cheney may make an appearance. Now that would be interesting. I'm one of the lucky people who gets to help make their photo-op look good by filling up the bleachers so I'll have the unique opportunity to throw stuff at Cheney if he shows. No doubt I'd be wrestled to the ground by burly secret service agents and arrested, but it'd be worth to price to see a big, slimy spit ball stuck to his forehead.

Random Insight: If ever you should find yourself in a situation where you're chasing your arch-nemisis around a cliff and you happen to scramble off the edge by accident, make sure to keep your eyes fixed straight ahead and don't think about falling. I personally have never tried this, but I hear it doesn't work. Apparently gravity doesn't like to be molded to fit our needs. Still, doing as I suggested in the first sentence of this paragraph would be really funny to watch if someone caught it on camera. Think about it, you'd go out with a bang . . . er, splat.

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