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-- Monday, February 24, 2003 --
In the beginning there was nothing. And then...
My guidelines, which I will violate whenever I damn well feel like it:
1. I will not talk about Fight Club.
2. I will not talk about Fight Club.
3. I will not join Chris' prostitution ring, though I may volunteer other people of my acquaintance into Chris' prostitution ring.
4. I will not exceed four guidelines.
5. The words "college" and "basketball" will never be mentioned within the same paragraph unless it be to shamelessly mock my peers.
In other news, my editors at the glorious Silver Chips have cut 400 words from my story. Bastards.
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