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-- Thursday, February 27, 2003 --

Abby, Branden would be lucky to be the next Weedy Ford of the Los Sacapuntas. I really need to put that video up online somewhere.

Now back to

THE TRIAL OF THE CENTURY

The prosecution would like to bring the attention of the jury back to Exhibit B. In this picture, KC's hand is positioned such that he is clearly getting ready to shoot a sticky web-like substance at the two evil-doers across the table. These two are clearly possessed by some demonic force as evidenced by the red glint in their eyes. One need only compare Exhibit B to Exhibit C to discover what truly is happening.

The prosecution would like to note that Spiderman is an upstanding citizen who would never lie about a crime he saw committed. That is why you, the jury, must find Chris Mulligan guilty.

In other news: Silver Chips Online phone calls were postponed once again. We would be making them tomorrow if there’s school, but Branden pointed out that it’s Magnet Arts Night so that means only something like 2% of the people who applied will be home at the time calls go out. We are so screwed.


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