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no, no it isn't
-- Wednesday, May 17, 2006 --

Ha ha! I see through KC's ruse! If our readers will remember back to the faithful day when he last posted news of netslackers demise (see March 2005: "more death. this time no taxes"), KC's dire predictions sparked a flurry of posting that lasted all the way through the summer and gave us memorable accounts of such important events as the Pope's death, the release of Star Wars III: Revenge of the Whiny Adolescent, and the closeted sexual relationship between Mace Windu and Yoda. Some of these things we wish to forget: the Star Wars prequels pretty much sucked more than a sucking thing has ever sucked before. Others we have already forgotten. But the point is, that KC's scare tactics will never again trick us into posting. Never, I tell you, never! Netslackers is dead! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh fuck.

> Abby 2:52 PM [114789197236952188]
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Possibly yes.

[Edit] My mistake. I did not mean to imply suicide. Just self mutilation. I kid!

Really though, I'm going to kill myself.

Haha! Gotchya!

Seriously though, netslackers is in trouble. There is a serious lack of caring going on here, and I'm not the one to fix it. I'm pointing my gun at the screen now. I don't want to do this, but someone has to put the site down.

Wait, I forgot bullets and I'm much too lazy to find a Wal-Mart right now.

Oh well, guess we'll let you live a little longer.

> KC 8:56 PM [114774109357859992]
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